Christmas Cracker Mayhem Review

Introduction

Christmas Cracker Mayhem2

Introduction


Variety is rarely a bad thing and with this in mind, we saw nothing inappropriate about deviating from enthusiast hardware reviews. We at OC3D are led to believe that even the most deprived and socially unaware individuals have an interest in the festive period of Christmas. During the next few days you are likely to meet your loved ones, tolerate them (within reason) and sit around a table with a delicious and sleep inducing meal. This is great, unless you're the poor sod that has prepared this delightful reunion.

Over the last week or so, you may have had to have sourced a fine turkey, vegetables and sides as well as assorted alcohol and desserts. Forgetting something? But of course; the infamous Christmas Cracker.

One would be a fool to not incorporate this noisy addition to the dining table. After all, whats there to dislike? Not only do you gain the opportunity to show off all that braun from "gaming", you get to hear a real life explosion and even stand a chance at winning a prize for it!

So here's the dilemma. You need to purchase Christmas Crackers and all you use a computer for is to visit Overclock3D and play games. What do you do? What is the finest shop bought Christmas Cracker on sale today? Why aren't there any in depth reviews?!

Thankfully we had the foresight to prepare this article in advance. Its fine, you can thank us later!

So without further a do, we would like to present to you our explosive candidates.

Christmas Cracker Mayhem

In true OC3D style, we shall kick off our tests with a comprehensive spec list

  Tesco Value Crackers
Tesco Crackers
Tesco LUXURY Crackers
Stream Cracker Count
10
126
Size
Small MediumLarge
Instruction Sets
Joke, Gift, Hat
Joke, Gift, Hat
Joke, Gift, Hat
Colour Scheme
Red
Cream + Festive Cartoons
Cream, Gold, Imitation jewels
Price£1£6£15


...and herein lies the problem. A single supermarket alone will stock multiple types of Christmas Cracker, from £1 no frills fire arms, through to the luxury big guns at a staggering £15. So what sets them apart? Which pack should you buy during less than steller economic times? Read on.

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Most Recent Comments

24-12-2010, 20:48:19

tinytomlogan
We at Overcrack3D are continuing our seasonal shennanigans with a head to head battle of the bangs...

Continue Reading

24-12-2010, 21:15:21

murphy7801
Are you now working for tesco lol

25-12-2010, 04:40:13

Game Over
Ok was watching Peep Show and they mentioned the Christmas crackers, What the heck is that all about? Are they some type of fire cracker or actual crackers, and how does it all work?

25-12-2010, 07:46:15

SnW
LOL you crack me up

25-12-2010, 17:41:14

nestle
i shoulda went to tescos =/, my crackers were proper "no frills" no mini screwdriver set or nothing =( just stinky hair clips!!!!!!!!!!!!!! happy xmas =D off to round 2 turkey and probally turkey sandwiches untill next year peace out

25-12-2010, 23:46:14

Game Over
I had to go on youtube to get the low down on Christmas Crackers, I have never heard of seen those before, must be very uncommon stateside. Looks like the little ones get a big kick out of it.

Wonder why they do not market those here, a lot of money to be made.

27-12-2010, 21:32:00

the cod god
best review of any product on any website EVER!!!!!!!!!!

Would get the tesco value crackers of a i7 980x any day

29-12-2010, 22:34:41

LaurenceGough
LOLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! Funny review

30-12-2010, 11:27:19

Todd
Quote:
Originally Posted by SnW View Post

LOL you crack me up
Damn! You beat me to it! :L

04-01-2011, 15:02:03

Morbious Stone
Oh wow I think we made those as kids at school and gave them out, their like stocking stuffer type prizes/gifts here in the US I thought forsure they were super awesome deluxe tasty crackers!!! I'm hungry lolz very neato anyways
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